CAREERS AT SIK FUK ENTERPRISES

As CFO you will be responsible for all frying operations across our growing portfolio of content. You will report directly to nobody in particular. The previous CFO left without notice and we prefer not to discuss it.

• 3–5 years experience in a frying-adjacent field
• Strong understanding of heat and its consequences
• Comfortable with ambiguity, especially on Tuesdays
• Must not be afraid of the machine room. do not ask about the machine room.
• Nice to have: experience with argostranslate or similar

You will serve as primary liaison between SFE staff and the Oracle. Responsibilities include testing prophetic output for accuracy, flagging cases where the Oracle is being "too on the nose," and maintaining the Oracle's vibe.

• High tolerance for uncertainty and vague language
• Ability to distinguish between a prophecy and a threat
• Familiarity with ravens, Dereks, and hot dog water preferred
• Comfortable consulting the oracle an average of 40 times per shift

Responsible for maintaining and expanding our argostranslate language chain infrastructure. This position has been filled. We mention it for historical completeness and as a reminder that good people do exist.

You will oversee the Book of Cheboccan guestbook community, ensuring a healthy and welcoming environment. Light moderation. Occasional encouragement. Must be comfortable with the unknown.

• Excellent written communication skills in at least one language
• Patience and good vibes
• Understanding of what Cheboccan is (training provided)
• Available at least 3 hours per week, preferably during business hours (undefined)

General intern for SIK FUK ENTERPRISES. The role is undefined but meaningful. You will do things. Some of the things will be documented. College credit not guaranteed, not impossible. We had an intern in 2021 and they said it was "fine."

• Interest in deep frying (content, audio, or image)
• Own laptop. we cannot stress this enough.
• Ability to work independently and also ask for help
• Comfortable with a culture of radical transparency (we tell you nothing)