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DEEPFRY OPERATOR TEE
100% polyester that feels like cotton. Screen-printed SFE logo in gold on front, lorem ipsum in helvetica on the back for some reason. Runs large. Do not wash.
$38.00 $38.00
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SFE FITTED CAP (BLACK)
Structured 5-panel with embroidered ★ SIK FUK ★ on front. One size fits most. Not recommended for heads larger than a standard pumpkin.
$44.00
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FRYER CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY
Official SFE document certifying that you are, in fact, a Certified Fryer. Printed on cardstock. Suitable for framing. Legally meaningless. Spiritually significant.
$12.00
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SFE BRANDED WATER BOTTLE
24oz matte black stainless. Keeps cold things cold and hot things hot. Does not come with water. Comes with a small sticker that says "HYDRATE." We mean it.
$29.00 $34.00
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CHEBOCCAN BUCKET HAT
Canvas bucket hat. "CHEBOCCAN" embroidered on front brim in gothic font. The meaning of this word is unknown even to us. Very limited run of 3 units.
$52.00
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SFE ARCHIVES VOL. 1 (USB)
A USB drive containing the complete SFE audio archive, seven blank documents named "final_final_REAL.docx", and a photo of a horse with no context. 32GB.
$18.00
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MYSTERY CANDLE
Hand-poured soy wax. The scent is a surprise. We do not know what it smells like either. Burns for approximately 40 hours or until something happens. Smells correct.
$24.00
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FRY SCORE THERMOMETER PRINT
12×18" art print of the SFE Fry Score scale from 0°F to 2000°F with detailed annotations. Offset printed on 100lb matte. Not a real thermometer.
$22.00
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